I attract pedophiles. And crazy people. This I have learned. But damn, whenever it happens, it still leaves me dumbstruck.
This man, Jose, he's 36. I met him through a friend, today I saw him and he spent a few hours with me and my friend. The entire time he was asking me to give him head and flash him. He was asking about my technique and how I like it.
It was weird, but more than anything it was hillarious. He wasn't trying to seduce me but he was talking so much shit. We texted back in forth, in every other text I was telling him he was a perverted old man and he was telling me he wanted my mouth on his cock.
If anyone important knew what he was saying to me, he'd get his fucking ass kicked.
He was talking to me in Spanish too. My spanish sucks, I barely understood what he was saying, but I'm guessing it was dirty as hell.
He grabbed my ass and I smacked him and yelled not to handle the merchandise. It was crazy. He's my friends' best friend, so I know he's not a rapist or child moletsor or anything. I don't think he was completely serious, we were all just being retarded.
This is what happens when I hang out with people that are older than me. They introduce me to their even older friends. Its like Will (except Mexican) all over again. Except this guy could be my father.
He wants to take me out for my birthday, he thinks I could pass in Rockford bars. Which I agree with, they don't card at all here. I used to babysit for a 19 yr old, Lindsay and she would go out drinking all the time, and no one ever carded her.
I hate sounding 17, but I had a fun day dammit.